Kiwi and Spam

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Welcome, traveler! Fate must have brought you here! Stay, relax, enjoy the sites. You are always welcome in The Shrine of Kiwi and Spam!

I am Treet, high priest of Kiwi and Spam. Let me be your guide. We have just recently relocated our shrine to here. Most of the holy scriptures, statues, and alters are still on Mount Astropop. We were able to move the following possession here:

The Holy Laws of Sunkist, the Juicy One- This book contains the commandments laid down by the first High Priest of Kiwi and Spam, Sunkist.

Kiwi- Fun, creativity, zest, freshness, inovation, change.

Spam- Sturdy, reliable, strong, stable, dominating, meaty.


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